- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
when I’m out in public:
when I’m online:
i thought klk was over
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
This ist so true, it’s embarrassing.
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
have you ever just cried because you’re you
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back